Things I want to see in the Avengers after seeing TWS again:
I just want to see Sam the PTSD therapy session leader meet Tony Stark, the guy who spent his entire last movie dealing with anxiety attacks brought on by PTSD.
And instead of being snarky about it, Sam manages to get him to take down his sarcastic outer shell and be honest about how much the battle of New York really traumatized him.
Yes. Yes, this would make me happy.
If anyone can do that, it’d be Sam.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MOVIES LIKE HOW DO YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER WITH CHARACTERS AND DROOL OVER CINEMATOGRAPHY AND CRY AT THE SOUNDTRACKS AND STOP BREATHING OVER THE BEAUTY OF THE WORDS I GO INTO A CINEMA AND I WALK OUT A DIFFERENT PERSON HOW DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYONE???/
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
Steve, when off-duty, cracks the DIRTIEST jokes imaginable
At first no one gets it and he just laughs at his own jokes because he’s got outdated slang so they all think its dad humor but once Natasha helps him pick up modern euphemisms everyone realizes Steve is like one of the dirtiest people around
When Bucky joins them it gets even worse
Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)
OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster. I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type.