dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

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Things I want to see in the Avengers after seeing TWS again:

cosmictuesdays:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

I just want to see Sam the PTSD therapy session leader meet Tony Stark, the guy who spent his entire last movie dealing with anxiety attacks brought on by PTSD.

And instead of being snarky about it, Sam manages to get him to take down his sarcastic outer shell and be honest about how much the battle of New York really traumatized him.

Yes. Yes, this would make me happy. 

If anyone can do that, it’d be Sam.

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solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

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scorsece:

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MOVIES LIKE HOW DO YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER WITH CHARACTERS AND DROOL OVER CINEMATOGRAPHY AND CRY AT THE SOUNDTRACKS AND STOP BREATHING OVER THE BEAUTY OF THE WORDS I GO INTO A CINEMA AND I WALK OUT A DIFFERENT PERSON HOW DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYONE???/

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onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

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mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

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demenior:

LASTLY

Steve, when off-duty, cracks the DIRTIEST jokes imaginable

At first no one gets it and he just laughs at his own jokes because he’s got outdated slang so they all think its dad humor but once Natasha helps him pick up modern euphemisms everyone realizes Steve is like one of the dirtiest people around

When Bucky joins them it gets even worse

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Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

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OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

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